Viagra SUPER ACTIVE. What is that?! It’s quite a name, isn’t it? What makes Viagra super active different from other forms of Viagra, though?
Well, at first glance, the Viagra super active tablet is a lovely shade of cobalt, which is a much deeper blue than your other varieties of Viagra. It has a “V” on the center of the tablet so that you know exactly what it is.
That’s all pretty cursory, though. We still don’t know why it is that Viagra super active is so special. As far as I can tell, it’s got some additional herbs and stuff that makes you feel extra potent, allowing users to feel like the most manly, virile lovers in all the land.
Viagra super active can be purchased in Australia at a rate of $2.59 per pill, which means that 30 caps can be purchased for the price of $136.05. That’s right, for a mere $136.05, you can have the most vigorous sex you’ve ever experienced every day for a month! (Though you’ll have to take a day off if it’s a month with 31 days, such as January, March, May, July, August, October, or December, but that might give you a chance to catch your breath, tiger!) (Or if it’s February, you can do double duty on three days! Well, two if it’s a leap year.)
Yesterday I was reading about Viagra soft and that starts working in about 20 minutes. This takes a bit longer than that–more like an hour, and you have to take it with food. Either way, you’re gonna need some help getting it up–the erection will not be automatic, it will require some sexual stimulation either from your or your partner. That’s probably for the best, actually. It would be awkward if you took it at like, a nice restaurant or something, and then you wound up staying out longer than you’d anticipated and then you popped a boner like some sort of awkward adolescent with no control over his junk, right?
Unlike Viagra soft, you need a prescription to get Viagra super active. So be prepared to have your doctor know all about your embarrassing medical condition. Sorry, bro.
Side effects may occur from taking Viagra super active, including, but not limited to, flushing, headache, heartburn, stuffy nose, and diarrhea. lmao, that last one would suck. You’re all set on having sexy times with your partner and then, whoops, gotta run to the bathroom, babe! I hope that doesn’t happen.
Allergic reactions may also occur, which may result in shortness of breath, tightness of chest, hives, etc. I suppose you guys should hear the story of the time I had an allergic reaction to medicine just like the Viagra soft guys. I had an allergic reaction to Zantac and couldn’t breathe and stuff and so I had to go to urgent care and then I broke out in hives and they had to give me a shot of Benadryl in the butt. I hope that doesn’t happen to any of you. It would be kind of emasculating.
Anyway, I’ve hit my character minimum! Good luck with the sex-having, friends!
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