Are you feeling kind of…soft these days? As a…man, if you know what I mean?* You feeling a little on the plushy side? Maybe a little mushy? Does your dick not work properly?
Well, my friend, I’ll tell you what else is soft and can help take care of your own personal softness: Cialis Soft.
What’s the difference between Cialis Soft and regular old Cialis, you say? Well, Cialis Soft dissolves under your tongue, entering your bloodstream more quickly and thus providing you with an erection in about 15 minutes! Traditional Cialis takes closer to an hour, and really, who wants to wait when there’s sex to be had?
Cialis Soft requires a prescription, which means you’re gonna have to talk to your doctor. Good luck with that conversation, buddy. I’m sure your doctor won’t judge you too hard or view you as emasculated just because you’ve got a malfunctioning Johnson.
Cialis soft prices
There are plenty of pricing options available for Cialis Soft. You can buy either 10, 20, 30, 60, 90, 120 or 180 pills! Talk about variety. 10 pills will run you about $36 ($3.60 per pill); if you buy 180, it’s $238.33 ($1.32 a pill), which is a heck of a deal, if you’re the type of person who enjoys making love that much! Just think. 180 days is about six months. That’s six months’ worth of boners, for the price of just $1.32 a boner. That’s not too shabby.
Cialis soft side effects
I know Cialis Soft sounds like some kind of wonder drug, so I hate to break this to you, but side effects CAN happen. I know, it’s a disappointment. Some of the more common side effects include headache, indigestion, back pain, muscle aches, flushing, or stuffy/runny nose. Sometimes more severe side effects occur, like lasting back pain or muscle aches; in such event, please get in touch with a medical professional. The website I’m looking at doesn’t say this, but I’d imagine allergic reactions can occur, too. Those aren’t fun. I’m not a person with a penis so I’ve never taken any form of Cialis, but one time I did have an allergic reaction to Zantac. I started having trouble breathing and I felt really flushed so I had to go to Urgent Care. Then I started feeling really itchy and I realized I was breaking out in hives, so they had to give me a shot of Benadryl in the butt that nearly put me to sleep, which was bad because I really wanted to watch the Dodgers/Giants game (the Dodgers won and I think there was a brawl but then the Giants won the World Series and ugh honestly fuck the Giants). Anyway, I hope you don’t need a shot of Benadryl, because it’ll put you to sleep, which’ll really ruin any chances you might’ve still had a romantic evening of sex-having with your partner of choice.
*This is not to ignore those with penises who do not identify as men! You can use this boner pill, too!
I am self employed. General Practitioner in Melbourne, VIC. My special interest: male reproductive system.